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blueeyed.handsomeman 6:34 Sun Mar 27
memorable things said to you during sexual activity

the one thing that was said to me is

'is it in yet'.


name your own, if your brave enough

Pentonville 6:44 Sun Mar 27
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"Dont tell anyone on Westhamonline, ill never be taken seriously again"

FOMB 7:21 Sun Mar 27
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Was having sex once and the girl was a bit nutty but had great tits so I thought fuck it why not.

Anyway she was pretty vocal during the sex almost a bit too vocal and half way through she looks me in the eye and screams "fucking hurt me you cunt" 😂

Grumpster 8:31 Sun Mar 27
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I did once answer a question on question of sport when balls deep with my ex.

Dagenham girl so she instantly headbutted me very unimpressed 🤣*

Mate at work was fucking the receptionist for a while and she once said to him "you do realise you've slipped out of my pussy and in to my arse don't you?"

He reckons her arse was so loose it was impossible to tell.

*Croatia - what team came 3rd in the 1998 world cup

lab 8:48 Sun Mar 27
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That is you licking me and not the dog isn’t it ?

Crassus 9:07 Sun Mar 27
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This Fred has potential

lab 9:10 Sun Mar 27
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Why didn’t she call you Crassus?

Irish Hammer 9:11 Sun Mar 27
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"Fancy a bum"?

I was quite flattered it must be said.

ray winstone 9:36 Sun Mar 27
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My mate dated an Aussie bird who said to him ‘’I’m on me tags darl, you’ll have to do me up the shitter.’’

Classy.

Fifth Column 10:12 Sun Mar 27
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Ray

I have heard that story so many times, always about an Australian. So either there is one specific Aussie that gets around a lot or it's an urban myth

Fifth Column 10:14 Sun Mar 27
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I went on a date once with this woman, she never stopped talking and I wasn't that interested.

A couple of weeks later she invited herself around to my flat so I thought "why not".

We were in the middle of doing the deed when she goes "so when are we getting married"... I then freeze and think WTF... she then goes "I'm only joking"... and then we continue and then thirty seconds later she goes "but seriously, when are we getting married"... I put her home in a taxi.

She then sends me nudes and then immediately tells me to delete them and that I've used her like all men do.

Mentalist.

zico 10:35 Sun Mar 27
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Years ago I did a bit of internet dating. Met one very pleasant lady who turned out to be a Policewoman. Dinner was nice and she invited me back to her place. Sitting with a nice glass of wine having a nice chat she just blurted out "So are you going to fuck me or what?!" Never seen a woman change from a nice polite lady into an absolute vixen in a matter of seconds. I wasn't keen on the handcuffs mind you! Afterwards she said "don't think you are staying the night" and promptly chucked me out. Never felt so used!! Two weeks later I was at the pub with some mates and my phone pings. It's her with a message saying "why are you stalking me?" I replied something along the lines of "er what". Apparently I had a doppelganger at some Club in London where she was with me having a night out in Sussex! Thankfully never heard from her again, but pity the bastards who get arrested by her! Glenn Close comes to mind!

BRANDED 11:03 Sun Mar 27
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“Frank McAvennie”

I had a West Ham pillow case. Its all she knew but blurted it out anyway.

Gary Strodders shank 11:39 Sun Mar 27
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Baa Baa

arsegrapes 1:16 Mon Mar 28
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Is your middle name Justin? That's to the OP btw :-)

chevy chase 5:20 Mon Mar 28
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Pulled some bird in Brighton and as I cum I just shouted out “now we’re cooking” I’d been watching the Alan Partridge knowing me knowing you show a lot at the time.

nychammer 5:49 Mon Mar 28
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You’re a bloke aren’t you….

joe royal 8:39 Mon Mar 28
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An Italian GF said I had a “beautiful penis”

Mike Oxsaw 8:46 Mon Mar 28
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"Oh, it's you again is it? Well hurry up, I've got to go and pick my kids up from school in 5 minutes."

bruuuno 8:58 Mon Mar 28
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Does crying count?

Alfs 9:34 Mon Mar 28
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"I'm going to sleep. Pull my nightie down once you've finished, there's a love".

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